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I think we can still make it to Necker Island…Paige Scott

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Hey, Ashley – I read your last post and I am so sorry for what you are going through. I think I am too late to help you save your house, but I do have good news. I had never even heard of Necker Island and had no idea what you were even talking about until I looked it up. All I can say is, “WOW!!!” I have never seen any place so beautiful. I was pondering how I could still get you and your family there when I received this e-mail. Please read it and I think that everything will be okay.
“Greetings in the name of God,
Please let this not sound strange to you, for my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early this year.
To that effect, I prayed and searched and got your email id from your country’s Christian guestbook. My real names are Mrs. Rosemary Burrows from United Kingdom , but people who knew used to call me ‘Rosy”B” I am 58 years old. For a long time, I am diagnosed with cancer of the breast which is presently almost affecting my sensory organs. From all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and getting worse. It is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live for the next few months, this is because my ill-stage has gotten to a very bad state.
I was brought up from a motherless babies home and got married to a man who was my late husband for twenty years of childless. My husband died in a fatal motor accident, before his death we were true Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all our assets and deposited the sum of US$ 53 million with a bank which is still at present with the bank and the management of the bank notified me last week to come forward and receive the money because its account has been dormant for so long or I should rather issue a letter of authorization to someone to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over there personally because of the condition of my health. As I am writing this letter to you, I am using my 14 inch laptop computer in a hospital here in Switzerland where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer. I have completely lost the ability to talk. It is my last wish to see that this money is invested in any organi! zation of your choice.
I want you as God fearing person, to also use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows. I took this decision, before I rest in peace because my time will soon be up. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank. I will also issue you a Letter of Authorization that will prove you as the new beneficiary of my Estate fund.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here in by replying to me through this email (rosemaryburrows2008@live.com)
Waiting to hear from you soon
Yours truly,
Sis Rosemary Burrows”

 

I know it is nowhere near the $78 million you were wishing for, but it IS something, right? So I will contact this Rosemary and she will answer all our prayers and everything will be okay! If you haven’t already walked away from your home, maybe I can help with that, too. I mean really, how can I turn my back on Rosemary, a God-fearing, Christian woman who was brought up in a motherless babies’ home, has cancer and is a WIDOW on top of all that………………… now really!?!?!?!

I will contact you once I receive the funds from Rosemary and then we can map out all our plans for where to distribute all the funds. First, pay off your house so you can stay and then pay off my house and all my debts. Then, all your nieces and nephews who want to go to their school of choice……………….. of course, wherever they wish……………..plus, all my nieces and nephews, too. Oh, and then we can set up some trust funds for our own families. But wait, the government will end up taking 50% so we may not end up with as much as we thought! Hmmm, maybe we should consult a lawyer to figure all this out. But then that will cost us money, too. Oh, I am so confused!

Should we still go out and buy some Lottery tickets for back-up? I mean, really…………. that may not be such a crazy idea after all!

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  1. Whoa……wait Paige……I got that same email yesterday and she promised ME that $$$!

    Posted by Realtor Nana | March 23, 2009, 7:49 pm
  2. you girls are WHACK……I want in on this friendship :-)!!

    Posted by Gigi | March 25, 2009, 11:20 am

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